Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?

We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.

The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

I serve society by rocking!