Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.