Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.