Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."

I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned with.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.