What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.

I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.