I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.

I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I play it for you?" That would be the dynamic, if I was like: "Hey, you're my son, watch my work!" I don't want to put them in that awkward position. Just because when they get older, that's when I'm worried, that they'll judge me and say: "Yeah, my father's ******* Jack Black. He was in that cheesy movie." So, I'm going to keep it all high quality. It'll be a quality controller.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."