I'm always looking for a fresh perspective because it's fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.