Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn't get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.