I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

Every movie presents its challenges.

Habit is the strongest thing in life.

I remember I prayed to God. I was like, "Just let me be on TV." Let my friends see me on TV in a good thing. I like, if I'm funny a little bit on a commercial and then I don't need to act ever again. "Just let them see me." And then it worked. I got the commercial. I was on TV. My friends all saw me. I was a kind of a star at school for like three days. And then it faded away and I was hungry and I had to like make another deal with God. I remember it still.