Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Habit is the strongest thing in life.