Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

I'm always looking for a fresh perspective because it's fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.