Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

It's a mistake to just go make a movie where the whole thing is talking down to the kids like, "Ok, we gotta bring the IQ of this movie down because it's a kids movie" You don't have to do that, kids can laugh and parents can laugh at different parts and that's fun, and you see that with all of the great kids movies.

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

Habit is the strongest thing in life.