If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.