If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).