Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.

My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.