The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.