When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.