The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."
Jack BlackWe're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
Jack BlackJust because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.
Jack Black