Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.