I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."