I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned with.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.