My only emotion is gratitude, literally, for my life.
If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't - take two!
I'm a scamp. I don't deny it. I like myself.
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?