I want a big 25-foot pink statue that holds my grave. Or I also might like the way the Indians did it. They hang you up on the top of a tree and the birds eat you. No, really I would probably choose cremating.

Before I moved into the mainstream of American movies, I wrote a script as an experiment. I wanted to get very far away from the clichés about the three-act play - structure, development.

I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different.

I did not want to be coming off the stage at the mercy of what somebody else told me I did.

Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?

I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?