I certainly knew my father. He just didn't happen to be my biological father.

I suppose I can do more for a script as an actor than as a writer - in the film sense.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

I am in an age group where it is rude to discuss money, and now it is all anyone cares about.

I'm very fortunate in the sense that outside of cohabitating relationships and so forth, I've always got on just as well with women.

The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.

I'm the age where we didn't have television as kids. So when I saw my nieces and nephews watching Howdy Doody, Kukla, Fran and Ollie, and so forth, I thought the world had gone mad.