OK, the director makes the movie. But some movies can't get made without someone like me in them.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

I usually don't get too bogged down with my personal problems because that's a one-way street if you get yourself into a negative frame of mind and only see the dark side of life.

We learn how to kiss, or to drink, talk to our buddies-all the things that you can't really teach in social studies or history-we all learn them at the movies.

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

I'm content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That's what I've always worried about: that I wouldn't try hard enough.

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.