Women are sort of like motorcycle gangs with me. They get really shy and polite. I don't know why.

I don't believe that relationships are fixed things. People are necessarily complex and confused beings. We don't always do the right thing, say the right, and behave the same way or the way we always want to behave.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I have to keep myself in check when I go to the kids' sports events. I sit waaay in the back. I make sure I don't do too much cheering, you know what I mean? I'm still not quite adjusted to this modern school of thought: Oh, it doesn't matter who wins. I'm not all the way there yet, but I accept it from the back row.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.