At 55 I said the probability is I won't have another relationship. I just didn't want to start another family. Between my own bizarre criteria and taste and the fact that I'm not available for many things I thought it was unlikely. Once you know the science about it, I don't think anybody should consider being committed to a real eternal relationship until you're through something called the infatuation circle.

Comedy is more difficult. You can look at scenes when you're doing a drama like, “Maybe it works,” but in comedy, when you're doing it, either it works or it doesn't. You have to keep doing it until it does, and the requirement is more.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.

When they say I'm a great actor, I close my ears because it's not good for you to think that way.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.