When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.

I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it.

There's a tacit agreement today that the white male is the only legitimate target for any and all satire, criticism, and so forth. And we pretty much just accept it.

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

OK, the director makes the movie. But some movies can't get made without someone like me in them.