I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

I only got into comedy to get laid

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.