I only got into comedy to get laid

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

I only got into comedy to get laid

I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.