I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
I only got into comedy to get laid