Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

I only got into comedy to get laid

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.