Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
I only got into comedy to get laid
For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.