Can anyone understand how it is to have lived in the White House and then, suddenly, to be living alone as the President's widow?

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

An Editor becomes kind of your mother. You expect love and encouragement from an Editor.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.