A free society, to be truly worthy of that name, owes healthy, competent individuals the right to end their lives on their own terms.

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

Much as we do not permit convicted pedophiles to teach kindergarten or convicted hijackers to board airplanes, common sense dictates that individuals who have been imprisoned for plotting violence against abortion clinics should never again be permitted anywhere near such facilities.

Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it.