I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks