If you really want to do something, no one can stop you. But if you really don’t want to do something, no one can help you

Discipline, Norah. If you're going to taunt them, remember to stick out your tongue.

All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

You're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.

Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident.

I'm a conundrum. Or an enigma. I forget which.

Jack," said Charles, "he's making up words again." "Yes," Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?