Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.

This was an actress who, for twenty years, had the world at her feet. She kicked it away, and the ball rolled out of her reach.

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.