A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it.

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more.

The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent performers.

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.