Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more.
My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.
Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.