In every place, where there is any thing worthy of observation, there should be a short printed directory for strangers.

One must be strict even in little things.

I have seen many a bear led by a man: but I never before saw a man led by a bear.

Drinking is in reality an occupation which employs a considerable portion of the time of many people; and to conduct it in the most rational and agreeable manner is one of the great arts of living.

Many infidels have maintained that Ignorance is the mother of Devotion.

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.