A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
James BoswellDr. Johnson ... sometimes employed himself in chymistry, sometimes in watering and pruning a vine, and sometimes in small experiments, at which those who may smile, should recollect that there are moments which admit of being soothed only by trifles.
James Boswell