I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

Sure, I want to be the best actor in the world. But my life is my family, my son, my friends. I don't know how anyone can find fault with that.

People are always backing up when I'm just going to shake their hands.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain. The initial contact has to be the sniffing.

I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit.

I don't think silicone makes a girl good or bad.