I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the President or the Pope or as a 400 basball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.

The only thing I'm running for is the state line.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

I think that America will not trust a party to defend America that isn't willing to defend itself.

We should not run away from religious teachings. We should run to them.