The teachings of the Church line up more with the Democratic Party than the Republican Party.

Why are you sitting here when our democracy is under assault with the FBI acting at the behest of [Republican Congressman] Jason Chaffetz and sitting here acting like it is something legit?

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Republicans now have their own network in Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

You have to have sharp elbows if you want to change something.

All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right.