Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

Truth is relative. Truth is what you can make the voter believe is the truth. If you're smart enough, truth is what you make the voter think it is. That's why I'm a Democrat. I can make the Democratic voters think whatever I want them to.

The country feels like it's entitled to abuse this state and forget about us, and we are sick of it.

The only politician in America I know with a man-date is Jim McGreevey.

You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what: I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true.

As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016].

The only thing I'm running for is the state line.