When I started working, I didn't have a clue what I was doing, in that I was just wandering around, hoping that I could succeed. Then after I got a little under my belt, it took me about 25 years to feel like I knew what I was doing.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I smoked marijuana for 50 years and I don’t know where I’d be without it. It opened my mind and now it eases my arthritis. After decades of research I’ve concluded that marijuana should be legal and alcohol illegal.

You can never have too many friends.