I love movies and I like a lot of good television. At the end of the project, I don't care if they changed [it from the book], I just want to look at it and go, "I loved that. That really turned out well."

My thing is when we're doing a movie or TV show, I just want to go in and look at it and go, "That was great."

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.

When I write I pretend I'm telling a story to someone in the room and I don't want them to get up until I'm finished.

Knowledge is a terrible burden. It may help you, but it might also destroy you.