On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

In a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it has progressed enough to-" "Overthrow the dynasty in a revolutionary, blood filled coup!" Iggy said eagerly. We all looked at him. "Just saying." He sheepishly took a bite of cookie.

Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.

Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."