On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go.

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten.” “Want some daiquiri?” she offered, pointing at a blender. “Is it traitor flavored?” I asked.

You stand out like a fart in a church.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang