Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's a pretty amazing story about several murders inside the military.

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

You stand out like a fart in a church.

Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.

Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?