I'm not Stubborn; I'm right!

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy

But what is life if you don't live it?

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.