So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.

I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have the buzz of their conversations in my head. As an adult, I have more female friends than male ones: I just love the way that women talk.

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.