This is not a democracy," I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?

And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

"So you have your price."... "Your soul for a cookie."

You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.