Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing

If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even worst, you'll be missing out on one of the best experiences you can possibly have. Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.