Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

you...are...a...frige...with...wings...we...are...freaking...ballet...dancers!

Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.

If the White House could do more to tell parents that getting children reading is their business too, we'd see a big difference. Hollywood and the NBA or NFL could step in, too. In England they have an event called Book Day, where every child receives a pound to use at any bookstore.

Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!" Max: "Glad you could join us.