Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.

It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like.

Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.