Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?

It is my time. The time of maximum ride.

That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.

you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.